So a seal walks into a club.

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no

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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