What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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the redsox

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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