- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

so...um, yeah

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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