- Anti Joke

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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