why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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