- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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