Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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