- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

A black student graduated High School

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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