- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Dyslexia ruels!

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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