- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

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Weed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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