Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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i killed my family

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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Justin Bieber.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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