A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Racial Equality

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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im gay

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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Anti Joke

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