- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Urban ghettos

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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