- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Gay republicans

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

I'm hungry.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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