- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

The ability to live the life of a dead person.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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