Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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