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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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