I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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Anti Joke

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