How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

What is a jew in space? Dead

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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