What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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