- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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