What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Click here for free sandwich.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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