Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

A seal walks into a club.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Anti Joke

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