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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

woman..parallel parking

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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