Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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The american education system.

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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gingers

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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