- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

A man makes a sandwich.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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