Miscarriages.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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