I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

White men's rights

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

smell the vitamin C

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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