- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

a. why? b. because

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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