why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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Faithful men.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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