- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

Want to hear a joke? No.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Nero, sure you are okay?

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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