kennah campion... being nice

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

I need to start studying.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

Trump will make America great again.

Anti Joke

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