- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

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