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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Im about to rewrite History....... History

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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