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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to go well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that when his wife was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas, despite that the tank was full and she only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrendous car accident that caused the fuel to empty and catch fire. Mary survived but their 6 month old baby was killed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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Gay republicans

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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