Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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