- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

knock knock Dave's not here.

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

Women's Rights.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Your existance.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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