Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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