Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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woman's rights

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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