- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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