- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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