- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

why did sally drown cause she was black

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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