- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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