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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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