- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

knock knock whos their a person

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