Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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Terraria

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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Cows are land manatees.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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willam dafoe

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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