- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

deez nuts

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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