- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

go F*** yourself

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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