How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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