- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

What if I told you.....potatoe

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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