- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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