Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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hey guys im gay

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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#IHateHashtags

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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