Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Religionh

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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