- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Guess what? AIDS!

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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