- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

A bar walks into a man

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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