Chuck Norris Dies.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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what goes boo a sock

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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