why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A black student graduated High School

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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