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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water