You have friends

I am very humble.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

good one jess !!

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

what's worse then a blowjob?

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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