new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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