- Anti Joke

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

You're a big fat monkey.