- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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