Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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