A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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