- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Where's my tractor?

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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