- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock Knock. Who's there gun shot

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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