What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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womens rights.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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