- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

I like the color potato.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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