What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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Penis chickens

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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