My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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cancer

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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Choir.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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