So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Knock knock

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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