- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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