- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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