- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

This is my favorite antijoke.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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