- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

what's worse then a blowjob?

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

A woman walks into a bar.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Haha, I get it..

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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