Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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My Boyfriend

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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