I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Justin Bieber

Refrigerator

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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