- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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