why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Yo mama is so fat she died

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

eden stop

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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