- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

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