An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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