Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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