- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

You know what's funny? Rape

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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