- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

This is not a joke

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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