- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

The Joke Below

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Womans baksetball...

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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