What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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