- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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