- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

A seal walks into a club.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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