- Anti Joke

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

What's an Anti Joke?

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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The Anti Joke Book

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

What's an Anti Joke?

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name