MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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