charlie sheen

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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