Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How old are you? 7

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a irish man walks past a bar

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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eoin burgin is fat

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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