- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Ron Paul for President!

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

guess what what ...

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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