- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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