When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Republicans

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

belly button

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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