your a vagina says you, your a booby

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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Jack Stevens

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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Dusters blow stuff.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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