did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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Buzi vagy!

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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Hello

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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