how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

whos on the right track? lady gaga

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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