what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

what's funny about war? nothing!

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

The Charlotte Bobcats

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Punching a baby

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Why did the dog die? He was old

PIED NINNY!

A dog was barking at a tree

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

I have an erection My mom!

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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