Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

A man walks into a bar and gets drink

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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