- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Ben Affleck

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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