just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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The Game.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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