What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Penis.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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What did death say to life? Go die

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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