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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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