- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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Mitt Romney

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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